Wednesday 6 June 2012: Dear Cooncil
.....you've forgotten to invite me to the Olympic Torch Celebration in Edinburgh Castle on 13th June; you said you would let me have tickets in some glossy blurb you sent to me.
Errr, we've no idea what your taking aboot ya wee Leith radge, but we'll get back to you by 15th June.
Edit: Dear Cooncil,
Err...thanks very much for sorting it out quickly and without fuss. Humble pie.