The Hag Party
T'was the Hag party to end all Piratical Hag parties... It started at 6:30 on Saturday 9th and is just ending as I speak... (In a drunken incoherant way I might add).Lilly Lark is marrying Benjamin Bootleg in less than 21 days so it seemed only fitting that we had a piss up.. In a brewery.. St Austell Brewery..in.. you guessed it.. St Austell. They even laid on a Beer named in our honour which was really quite .. class! It was rather moorish as well... but enough of the Grog and onto the rum..
Way way WAY too much Rum was quaffed which was blow yer' head off stuff at 125% proof.. but to then swill it back with other alcoholic thirst quenchers was just asking for
trouble frivolity and mass piratical sillyness.
It appears that the lads behind the bar were not in the least perturbed that the place was swarming with Pirates and they were (if anyone from St Austell Brewery is reading this) very very good at keeping the night moving.
Nope no dancing on tables, although I did take to the chairs on several occassions.. Sober I might add.. who needs alcohol to misbehave? *grins* Nope.. no pics of me for future blackmail attempts.
So.. the Pirates in this blip ... Lilly Lark laughing madly and Septic Peg (who is NOT septic and is married to one Danny Avery.. the only Pirate ever to hail from the Isles if Scilly.. (I blipped him here.) Can you tell that they 'may' have been slightly tipsy..? Uhuh...
As for the Groom.. he was dressed in a rather natty frock and then the makeup was applied.. together with a sign he was made to wear proclaiming him to be the ugliest wench in the west country.. Oh he was also handcuffed to a pillar holding the roof up to make sure he didnt run away.. (he did actually managed to walk out of the bar at the end of the night.. quite amazing!)
A great time was had by all.. so Thank you for the invite you rogues.. T'was a blast...