Eternal Flame

At first glance, you may be fooled into thinking that this is one of the 8 000 Olympic torches. Look again. It's nothing but a cheap replica.

The real overly ornate barbecue lighters torches cost £495 each (good to know that despite a recession, we can afford to spend £3 960 000 on something you only really needed one of). This replica cost considerably less, and as a bonus feature, it is less of a fire hazard as it does not even need to be lit.

I know which one I prefer.