Cliche Time Again

The curtain raiser to the new season, and what a thriller was served up for our return to the top flight! We edged it: by the odd goal in seven. A day the defences may want to forget, but there was no doubting the endeavour and the passion. The tight lipped Hearts supremo announced after the game that he'd have .... but actually there was no volume up on the TVs in the boozer.

Oh, and cheeriebye Cilla Black. I know you shouldn't speak ill etc etc, but Christ she did not bad for someone with such an awful voice.