Pudsey here I come.

Every year I have done a bit for "Children in need". The very first year, I borrowed a yellow furniture duster from a polish obsessed colleague and wrapped it round my head over my right eye. The workforce then knew I was barking mad. My eye then became inflamed as it didn't appreciate the essence of Mr.Sheen furmiture polish, but I collected a few pounds for the charity.
Having learned my lesson, baking is far less hazerdous to my sight, so I take my goodies to work and ask for donations in return.
Wish me luck.