The Day That Time Forgot!

We boarded the plane on the 5th and got off on the 7th. The 6th kind of disappeared. The flight on the other hand dragged on forever.

We had grumpyman in the seat between us who was sulking because Tom wouldn't swap his aisle seat for grumpyman's wife's middle seat. I also had smellyfootman behind me. He kept putting his Stinking Bishop level of smelly foot up on the back of my armrest. Talk about rude. I asked him politely to move it. The cabin crew asked him nicely to move it, but he wouldn't, so I periodically banged my elbow down on his toes. I hope he had a limp when he got off!

Long story short, I read a ridiculously hefty chunk of this book on the 15 1/2 hour flight.