Sometimes Facebook drives me loopy. Loopier. But sometimes it is heaven-sent.
Friend of Dotty: Have now read all 3 "Fifty" books and all I can say is Fifty shades of shite ...
Dotty: You're a braver woman than me. I read 5 pages... of shite.
Friend of Dotty's Friend: And I'd prefer to read hot, sexy lesbian, non shite ha ha. It's all about the hype more than anything!
Dotty: So would I. And I'm straight.
If you are in any doubt, or haven't read it yet - here's the best review I've seen.
I'm going back to medieval medicine now. I may be some time.