Hung out to dry

All I wanted was fame. Not fortune - money means nothing to me. Anyway, what does she do? First she posts up a photo of That cat with me in the background and someone thinks I'm a piglet. That was embarrassing enough. I had to make her tell them that I'm an aardvark. Archie Aardvark to be precise.

Then today what happens? She says I can be on blip on my own but first I have to have a wash. Next thing I'm bundled in a pillow-case and dumped in the torture chamber washing-machine!! Now look at me. She wouldn't get away with doing this to That cat.