On the poo-dium

After several punishing rounds in the pool, the 200m doggy paddle has finally been decided.

Gold went to Murph, who eased past the others with his silky pedigree moves and superior stroke pattern. In a surprising second place came Mag, who defied the odds with her borderline illegal stroke style to shave 5 seconds off her PB, almost blowing the woof off the aquatic centre. Taking the bronze medal, a disgruntled Gus later tweeted 'When you see a performance like that, it is bound to arouse suspicion'.

All eyes are now on the Olympic stadium, where the three will lock horns again in the 110m turdles.