Monday 13 August 2012: Repeat Offender
Essu's official mugshot in the Criminal Code system of our home.
- She continously whines about the food,
- Leaves perfectly edible fodder uneaten,
- Repeatedly vomits said fodder,-
- Running around like a maniac, she makes things drop from the table,
- Leaves her excrement uncovered in the litter box
- and a drove of other lesser acts of misconduct
The Jury has withdrawn to ponder the case.