Urgent care

I live for artistic selfies at the local urgent care center.

I am not even HALF of my usual self. (clever!)

I PALE in comparison with the usual me. (ha!)

I would keep going with the creative logorhhea, but at 101.5F my brain just doesn't cooperate.

However, I brought with me a stack of tests to grade, and made quite a headway while in the waiting area. I will ask my students to double-check the scores.

(Post-verdict edit: got me some strep throat. Yes!!! I always wanted one of those. Comes with a shot in the butt.)