The Fiddler's Elbow syndrome?

Twenty one years ago, when we went into the shop, the four of us were in an assortment of widely different jobs. The consequence of which was the shop was manned by any available combination of two of us, but we never physically met as four.
We decided to meet on alternate Wednesday evenings for a "Board Meeting". The fact that we retired about 8 years ago did not put a halt to our regular Board Meetings, thought we never are bored.
When I left the Fire Service for a short life as a Jeweller I continued to eat as a fireman , and rapidly developed the waistline of a jeweller, rapidly achieving about 14+stone. (That's close to 200 lbs for those who use funny money & never invented the stone.)
We took up Wii-ing, amongst other things.
Once per fortnight my weight spikes (Left hand peak) on a Thursday a.m. and always drops, just as rapidly in time for the Friday weigh-in.
It seems the food (Right hand Plateau) lingers longer on the midriff than the drink does.
I intended this as today's exhibit and then saw the sun going down from Morrison's Carp Ark. Do NOT look too closely or you may just see evidence of the 13 posts I was forced to remove to make it presentable.