Becalmed

Enough of this landlubbering! Time we took off to sea, Mr Longjuan and me.
The wind was forecast to strengthen as the afternoon went on. Didn't happen. It dropped away, then sprang up from a different direction. Then dropped away again. We basked in the sun; warmest day of the year. Actually, I have no clue. It felt like it though.
Good blethers, Johnny. Steer a course for home!