Flamingoes and mustard both bite.

And the moral of that is—“Birds of a feather flock together.”
The Duchess - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Bought these in Home Bargains today - they're tacky but sweet/fun never-the-less.

I have a thing about flamingos and always have, purely because of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (they're used instead of mallets at the Queen of Heart's Croquet-Ground... seems perfectly normal to me ;-))

Luckily flamingos are very popular at the moment* - the shops all seem to be full of them!

*I also have flamingo bedding and a flamingo glass tumbler