10 Percent My A#*e!

Princess...
Yummy Mummy...
Both Grannies...
Cousin Stretch...

There is a level of statistical anomaly here that warrants some serious investigation. Basically, every female I know is one of these insidious mutant fiends...

I just worry that if I try to find out the truth, I'll end up as one of their cack-handed sacrifices!

Still, at least we got a nice bright picture out of it...