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By Martinski

Flora post paint job

The statue of Dame Flora MacDonald, and her dog, 'Bonnie Prince Charlie', has been given a facelift. The statue has recently been painted with anti-seagull paint. Seamus tells me that when you first land on Flora's head, your feet feel pleasantly warm. Then after a few moments, they start to sizzle, and it is time for a sharp exit. As a result, Inverness seagulls have overwhelmingly voted to find other things to defacate on.

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