Crows

I played golf on my own today. Bob has damaged the tendons in his shoulder and Bill has a bad back. Alan teed off before I got there so I had a practice round on my Jack Jones. These two characters appeared when I stopped for a coffee. They often hang around the tenth tee as they know there is often food about. They can smell it. They pinched Sean’s cheese roll once and several times they have stolen Bob’s shortcake biscuits. They are very clever and really quick. They strike as soon as you turn your back. I was feeding them Jaffa Cakes. I’ve named these two Russell and Sheryl. (Crow. Geddit?)