The Inhospitable Supper Club

There was a horse watching us eat dinner most of the time. He had an aversion to potatoes, though. We gave him water, but he wouldn't drink it. Jools had a call from her landlady demanding rent and threatening to send the heavies around if she didn't come up with the cash there and then. There weren't enough slices of pie; Frank had to miss out. And the waiting staff were rude. They didn't change the plates between courses.

Brilliant. Superb night out.