How Was Work Today, Honey?

I should also point out that what you can't see is he was doing this (this = lopping down a tree, whilst balancing on it, with a chainsaw) over a main road. Maybe everyone was right about health and safety having gone nuts, and the whole branch is taking a holiday to just chill out and get their thoughts together. This is the "not so nuts" result of their absence.

My day wasn't quite as epic as his. Though I did do squats at the gym for the first time in 6 months and feel like many trees have fallen on my legs, broken my legs, and then begun to take root in my legs. I would express this sensation with the word "owwweee".