Fire down below

Good to get home and get the fire on.
Usually I have more to say. Ahha that's because I'm staying mum. A brilliant idea hatched last night in the pub. Yes indeed. We must patent it forthwith. An idea for everlasting life via the internet. No, no, no shoddy remembrance like this.

We're talking a real presence, everlasting. After your sad demise, your authentic views on everything from the Saturday football, to election results and even to the upcoming armageddon will be tweeted; your Facebook page will continue to be miraculously maintained. Heavenly blips every day! All for a single one off fee. Be the first on your block -get those cheques made payable to Pensioner.