Compulsion

Does it happen to you very often that you walk down the yarn aisle at the craft store unsuspectingly and two skeins of yarn leap into your basket while yelling: knit me for [name]! knit me for [name]! No? Oh. Well, it happened to me so I started another hat.

The amount of Christmas tchotchkes out there is rather astounding. It hits you in the face as you enter every establishment. Fortunately I am immune. Or am I?