Rock Squirrel
I don't see many squirrels around so this is a bit of a treat for me but I'm too tired and busy to write anything about this guy so if you're interested, here's some excellent information from DesertUSA.
First light is at 4:48 am and it's been waking me up, whether I want to or not. I must have very thin eyelids.
I took the long trip into Tucson today to get my quarterly Botox injections in my neck and base of the skull. I feel better already but I haven't yet cooled down from the sun beating in on me driving home. It got up to 97°/36° in the city (average is 100°) so I need to get acclimated. Triple digits in days for the rest of the month. The only other thing I did was stop at Sprouts on the way home. Jumbo shrimp tonight for dinner. Gotta back blip my Tiny Tuesday entry, which is totally awesome!!!!
Sticking with a senior joke today.
A senior citizen was walking across a damp meadow when he heard a female voice say, “Sir, I would like to ask a great favor of you “He looked around and saw only a frog sitting on a grass pod. “I must be going nuts,” he thought, “There’s no one here.”
The voice then said, “Please, sir. Please help me.”
Again all he saw was the frog, looking straight at him. “Who said that?” he asked rather loudly.
“I did, sir. I’m the frog. I was a beautiful 19-year-old princess but a witch put a spell on me. Please help me.”
The old man picked up the frog and held it in his hand. “How can I help you?” he asked.
“The only thing that will break the spell is to have a man kiss me in the mouth. Please do it for me, and then I will again turn into a beautiful, sexy, princess and I will really make you feel young again. I will make great love to you.”
The man closed his hand about the frog and stuffed it into his pocket. “At my age,” he said, “I’d rather have a talking frog.”
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