My Favorite Key

I'm stuck the office, watching some techchie work on my computer over the internet. I have to pay attention to the screen in case (s)he types a reuest, but I can't touch. Look, But Don't Touch! Where have I heard THAT before!

My favorite key is the Backspace key. Wouldn't life be more tolerant and friendly If we carried one of these around on our Key Fob? Like the "Flashy Thing" the new Agent (Will Smith) referred to in Men In Black.

I'll stop here, else I shall become philosophical. Happy Hump day!