Stag ate my camera

Dear Sirs,
Re my letter of the 20th of January 2013. Yes I realise it sounds unlikely, deer being herbivores, and I understand you've never had to had to handle an insurance claim like this before but a large deer did indeed eat my camera.
Yes I realise I probably had it coming but this in no way invalidates my claim.
I would appreciate a quick settlement as I am rather at odds without my Nikon.