Life Songs

By TenorSong

Henry

A few months ago, Mr Song asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said an iPad, he said no. I said a tortoise, he said no. The conversation proceeded like this -

Me: Tortoise
Mr Song: No
Me: Tortoise
Mr Song: No
Me: Tortoise
Mr Song: No
Me: Tortoise
Mr Song: No
Me: iPad?

Having ended up (unsurprisingly) with neither, I have to content myself with Henry.

He just woke up from hibernation but doesn't seem too impressed with his lettuce...

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