The Muffin Princess...

is seated at the table in the laboratory of her Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.

Plan A - having resident child labour bake cakes for her own party - backfires as 50% of the creations fail to last 30 minutes past the icing stage! Current casualty rates run to 66%, and I expect we'll see 100% destruction before I get home tomorrow evening!

Well, it's hard to turn one down when she looks so proud!