Fifty Shades of Excuses

"Is that it?"

"Is what it ?"

"This photo .Your Blip ?"

" Look , it was a grey day, I spent most of it cycling, running or biking and for the milliseconds when I wasn't wrapped up in unflattering neon lycra I was helping out at maths class at school. This shot is all you are going to get "

" Hmm ok. It's a bit grey though... that reminds me , your roots need doing "