Medway; City of Fun:

Last night at about 9:15pm my trusty pump-action water canon scored a direct hit on the loud evangelist pontificating on the street corner beneath my open window. A little bit of shouting ensued but the overall result was generally more peaceful for the residents of the immediate vicinity. 
The peace lasted until the usual shouting couple made their way home at 3:30am.

I've had a happy day at work and on my way home I spotted that a bouncy castle had been installed in the castle grounds to entertain fun-runners who will take over the city between 5 and 8pm this evening. Who knew?!