Rat catching

I'll try anything even if I have to look silly playing the recorder to lure them out.
On second thoughts I went shopping to buy some pellets costing £9:99.
I then went into the loft to bring the rest of the wood down to put outside.
The man from the allotment came along to have a look and would ask if anyone was interested.
Nobody has been so they mustnt be wanting it.
When I mentioned buying rat pellets he said he sells them in the allotment shop for 80p.!!! 
 Mine must be made of caviar !!!!
Thanks to Enegia for hosting in memory of Admirer.
The chewed material was inside the cushion I bought this week.