Just like Grandma's.

..except it's nowt like the utterly redoubtable Ada Holmes ever made.

This was the result of me excavating the freezer and finding a pot of apple sauce and deciding Paul Hollywood-style to make a quick shortcrust pastry and seeing if the two could work.

I'm utterly amazed to announce it did.

It all becomes a minuscule dot of nothing after speaking to some loved ones tonight. There's gonnae be some fucking wars here soon.