You Hold It, I'll Hit It

or

Life is not always a bed of nails...

I may have misquoted my idioms there.

Several people have made screw cities - well I see your screw city, and raise you a nail forest!

and please note that I did not take the easy route and stand the nails upside down on their broad heads.... pah, that is for mere beginners.

You will observe that I balanced each tree nail on its sharp pointy end!

This can only be realised by using the special balancing powers, which a fulsome and liberal application of cider can help you achieve.