From Grey to Supernova

It's been one of those days at work. Clients failing to see they are projecting a loss, clients living in a bubble assuming that the government will provide 5 figure sums to fund their business start up, clients breaking appointments then being disappointed at having to wait for an alternative....oh and the last one of the day was one who would like me to travel 50 miles outside working hours to see him on a Saturday....yes one of THOSE days....

I have come to a conclusion; pheasants are the most stupid creatures on the planet. This is not a metaphor referring back to paragraph one. No, I mean real pheasants. We saw two on the way home. On both occasions the birds were just a strut away from the verge. What did they both do when they spotted the car? Take the final step on to the verge and safety? Oh no,not them. They turn on their claws and run back the way they have come, right in front of the car.

No.1 pheasant survived. I am not too sure about no.2. Mr Lif slowed and avoided it....sadly some muppet in a Porsche or similar, didn't like Mr Lif slowing down and decided to overtake. I couldn't look in the rear mirror.....

Silly birds.

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