"Long time no see."

As the sailor said in the desert.

Haven't had a "New readers start here." for ages.
AND it hasn't been centre stage for a touch over 18 months; during which time we've had an attack of:-
"Go BACK my Lord, there's TWO of them!"

Not only two but far enough apart that they may be splitable.  After checking with the Gurus.

Moving, swiftly on.