Raindrops

I don’t know what I was thinking but I got my days mixed up. This was supposed to be for tiny Tuesday. Will ask for leniency from pinkhairedlady. The theme was water or drops. Now I didn’t remember that there was no theme. Or am I wrong again?

Days seem to be running into weeks and weeks into months as I try to reschedule stuff, now into February. I think it was because I was so sick and stuck at home. Glad to be getting out here and there for some fresh air. It will be nice when I can breathe well enough to walk for my mail instead of driving!

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Why does water never laugh at jokes?
Because it doesn’t like dry humor.

Why do sharks always swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Where do water droplets go to settle disputes?
The Supreme Quart.

What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.

Wife: There is something wrong with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Husband: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Wife: I’m telling you, there’s water in the carburetor.
Husband: You don’t even know what a carburetor is! I’ll go check it out. Where is the car?
Wife: In the pool.