Salmo salar

Today I caught a salmon, not even 10 meters from the Liffey. I don't know if it is fresh, it was wrapped in cellophane... 
There is no red bit sticking out of its mouth. That's a scratch, courtesy of the cat two days ago. 

I'm not sure if a tattoo qualifies as a midlife crisis. If it is, at least it's a lot less expensive than a Porsche, and with zero emissions.