Spring is on its way

One of my clients turns 90 tomorrow. I visited her at home. She announced her intention of getting a cat, "although they do live quite a long time". We chatted about cat guardianship, then I asked her what type of cat she was thinking of getting.

"A kitten" she replied.

Later, I relayed this to my colleague by voice text. She misheard, and replied that she was so pleased about the nonagenarian client's kidney.

Shades of 'send for three and fourpence, we're going to advance"