We're all going on a summer holiday

Thankfully we've had a heatwave so we've been able to acclimatise to the sun and its associated pitfalls before going on our hols. Avoiding the hideous crab-red colour afflicting the skin tones of the unwary daytime beer garden-goer or topless bloke with football top stuffed into his belt, give me two days away and I'm a sure-fire bet for burnt ankles, knees or some such. An all-round tan like the bloke in this promo artwork for Cap d'Agde tourist office would be nice. Though he looks a bit dodgy to me. It's the stubble. And the yacht suggestive of people-trafficking in the background. Has he drugged her? She looks like she's on jellies. Help me!