Early Morning Busyness...

Checklist for Being Really Naughty on a Saturday or How to Get Your Owner to Throw Tennis Balls

1. Bring many sticks into the kitchen and break them up into tiny pieces requiring owners to undertake cleaning regime.
2. Play with sweeping brush as cleaning regime is being undertaken.
3. Find an old golf ball.
4. Lie on back and flip it around the mouth repeatedly.
5. Make owners concerned that it might be a choke hazard.
6. Owners stand-up and remove choking hazard.
7. Go outside. On way, find the hat and glove store.
8. Choose owner's favourite (silly) hat.
9. Run up and down the garden with hat.
10. Bring hat into kitchen.
11. Have hat removed by owners.
12. Find a stick. Break stick into many pieces. Owners sweep.
13. See 2.
14. Owner throws tennis ball as a distraction.
15. Return tennis ball to owner's hand.
16. Owner throws tennis ball.
17. Return tennis ball to owner.
18. Owner throws tennis ball.

Ace. Success.

This morning I had to lie on the floor - two days running with sunshine? Goodness me! Off out to enjoy it, now.