Please do not feed me. I am on a diet.

Took Jack to the vet tonight for his jabs and, as ever, the vet mentioned his weight. Based on the amount of food we're giving him (bugger all really) the vet's convinced that he must be getting fed elsewhere. So, we've cracked out the camp collar that his Gran gave him for Christmas and put a little message on it that'll hopefully dissuade anyone from giving him any treats.

In the meantime it's time to push the exercise programme into overdrive to see if we can shed a few pounds before he goes for his booster jab in a couple of weeks.