"You're a Slow Learner, Winston."
A public service announcement sponsored in part by Big Brother and the Thought Police Institute. Also, by the Quaker Oats company, makers of healthy kids' cereal Cap'n Crunch's OOPS! All Berries, now with 46.9% sugar.
Now, now. Quit your bellyachin'. After all, secrets are for filthy people.
George warned you back in '84. You didn't bother.
With love and condolences, BB and The Party.
PS: How ya like me now?