Absolutely fabulous

Please don't go all dewy-eyed. No cute baby seals were harmed for the crafting of this warm, fluffy and fashionable winter hat. 
Unfortunately. 
Because the adorable little balls of virgin white fur grow into huge, lard-arse, grey, taciturn bull seals. 
Yep, huge, lard-arse, grey, taciturn and extremely territorial bull seals. My greatest fear in life.