Pretentious? Moi?

There are boxes all over the bloody house right now even though we still have almost 4 weeks till we move.
Everything sold in Canada must be in both official languages, which is why one of these boxes says "Grande". Of course, 't'other side says Large.

But it shifted my mind to the way Starbucks describes their portion sizes, 
Grande-->Venti-->Trenta

Pretentious bastards


Ah well...