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Holiday and weekend relief P/T Pirate to stand outside local hairdresser. Must be self reliant and have at least one peg leg. Duties are to include welcoming customers, entertaining children and general security of the premises after hours. Remuneration according to performance.
Suit ex-security consultant or seafarer. Must have own pirate outfit. Apply within

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