Well, I never...

Jayzus, that was a close shave. Much too close for comfort. 
Good knows what trauma could have been triggered in me upon unexpectedly sighting urinals. In a public toilet of all places! 

Thank you, THANK YOU, considerate facilities manager, who took the time to create and post this sign in these non-binary facilities that up until very recently were still unashamedly labelled Gents. 

Tsk, urinals, I ask you...