"Be my vaginal introitus."

"That's something you won't hear on every rotation."

Oh, really? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Last night shift on our OB rotation! It's 11pm, super slow evening. Just looking for scrubs all over the hospital because our "local" scrub machine is out of smalls and xls. THANKS FOR TAKING THE LAST SMALL, ERIC.

I feel crazy. So many night shifts for someone who usually goes to sleep by 10pm. Excited about tomorrow!!!!!

Thank the Lord that BJ is watching lulu tonight.