Teenage Masterchef!

Tonight with both his parents out at their respective staff 'do 's Alex was abandoned after school!
When I returned from an excellent meal at our local Indian restaurant (owned by the dad of two kids I teach - therefore a great rate for staff!) he was still on the computer....
(With curiosity) 'Are you not hungry, son?'
'Oh...! er...yeah..'
(In a state of sated lethargy) 'I don't really feel like cooking now'
'I'll do it!'
Voila! One 'meal' of instant noodles heaped with Heinz tomato soup with sliced smoked sausage in it.
Boy heaven, apparently!