The want for cooling-down

If somebody had granted me three wishes today, my choices would have been:

1. Make it get colder!
2. Make my back pain go away!
3. World peace

And to my shame at 35°C I have to say, in that order.

No. 1 was achieved by a storm that just arrived here, No. 2 was helped a bit by swimming (but still not good), No. 3 - ach, who am I kidding, there is no chance that this will ever ever happen. Human beings are just too stupid.