Millie

Buster and Millie are 2 collies who are identical ages to my Merryn and Poppy.

We have not bumped in to each other for months. It is always a delight catch up on the owner's stories of how he winds up the psychiatrist his doctor insists he visits.

"Would you say you get on with a range of different people?

No - I spent 15 years shooting them, and another 15 locking them up.

[He was in the army and then the police force]

"What do you like to do in your leisure time?"

Well I have recently applied for a fire arms license...