by this time of the year, i should be posting personal best time-trial times every week

i should be as thin and fit as i'll get all year

i should have a t-shirt sun tan that extends down to where my glove tan line starts, with something similar on my legs

i should have clocked up 6 or 7000km of riding

instead, i sprint the shortest route home trying not to get too drenched to the bone!

rubbish!



and yes, that's my socks on the handlebars...