Apparently its 'Mrs Avery'...

Apropos nothing...

When I was eleven my family moved from Forres, in the north of Scotland, to the West Midlands. The four of us drove down over a few days - my sister and mum in a fine banana yellow Ford Cortina and me and dad in a less-than-mint Vauxhall Viva.

Now my dad was not unfamiliar with the illegal music download of the day - making cassette recordings of LPs borrowed from the library - and the Viva, while not blessed with a great deal of comfort or speed, did have a cassette player.

There was one tape that got played alot. Its a long way from Forres to Wolverhampton in a Viva so the lyrics got pretty embedded and i remember alot of joyous, tuneless singing along.

A few favourites stick in our collective memories though and it only takes one line to take me right back...

... for the next three minutes please...